One day, an executive went out for a drive in his convertible, a car he was very proud of. To fully enjoy it, he decided to take a quiet mountain road with lots of curves. At one point, another car suddenly swerved out of a blind curve, zigzagging wildly.
The executive was startled and thought they were going to crash. Just as the two cars crossed paths, the other driver managed to straighten out and stay in his lane. As they passed each other, the other driver yelled, “PIG!”
The executive couldn’t believe it—he had just been insulted! Without hesitation, he stuck his head out the window and shouted back, “FATSO!”
Still angry and preoccupied with the incident, he continued down the road. Moments later, as he rounded the very curve the other car had come from... he crashed into a pig standing in the middle of the road.
